Women's Dark Crimper Half-Zip Sweater
Dark Crimper (the moodier version of ever-popular Crimper) is the ultra‑stylish women’s activewear sweater built for climbers who want warmth, structure and serious aesthetic appeal. Crafted from a thick 320GSM fabric, it delivers that premium, weighty feel — cosy enough for crisp autumn mornings and tough winter sessions, yet breathable enough to keep you comfortable when the climbing starts to heat up. The half‑zip design adds versatility, letting you vent on the move or lock in warmth when the wind picks up.
Its body‑contoured fit creates a sleek, sculpted silhouette that moves with you, offering full mobility for stretching, warming up or casually flashing a few problems between hangs. Crimper’s vibe is unapologetically stylish: clean lines, a modern cut and just the right amount of funk to stand out at the crag without trying too hard.
Whether you’re layering for outdoor sends, staying warm between attempts or heading out for post‑climb hangs, Crimper brings performance, comfort and personality together in one effortlessly cool sweater.
NOTE: some sizing is done via a "flat lay measurement" (i.e. measuring from one side of the body to the other, rather than circumference). If you prefer a circumference, you can generally just double the number.
Size Chart
| 2-4 | 6-8 | 10-12 | ||||
| inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | |
| Chest | 20.5 | 52 | 22.0 | 56 | 23.6 | 60 |
| Length | 18.9 | 48 | 20.1 | 51 | 21.3 | 54 |
| Waist | 19.3 | 49 | 20.9 | 53 | 22.4 | 57 |
Legit Quality ... Not Overpriced Plastic with a fancy logo
Eco-friendly, high-durability gear made from predominantly natural materials. Even our printing ink is vegan and water-based.
NATURAL FABRICS
We've genuinely prioritised the use of natural cotton over polyester. Almost all our products are majority organic cotton and heavy GSM.
DOUBLE STITCHING
Locked in seams for durability over repeated washes and outdoor use.
PROGRESSIVE & UNIQUE STYLE
Funky, modern styles and an extensive range of simple to elaborate prints. Our collections are easy to spot at the crag!
Frequently asked questions
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Where are you based?
We're headquartered in Australia, but we have warehouses in the USA, Asia and Europe. We'll typically ship from the closest one to you.
What sizes are available?
Our climbing wear is available in a wide range of sizes from XS to XXL. Each product includes a detailed size chart to help you find your perfect fit.
How do I care for my gear?
For the best results, wash your Problem Child gear in cold water, avoid fabric softeners, and let it air dry to maintain stretch and durability.
Do you offer international shipping?
Absolutely. We ship worldwide and provide tracking for all orders so you can follow your package every step of the way.
What is your return and exchange policy?
We accept returns and exchanges within 7 days of order delivery, as long as items are unworn, unwashed, and in original condition.
Do you release new collections regularly?
We launch new collections monthly, offering fresh designs and updated styles so you can always stay motivated and on trend.