Groovy Beta Heavyweight Cotton T-Shirt
Product Highlights
- Insanely thick 330gsm natural cotton
- Dedicated boxy-fit styling
- Direct-to-garment printing for ultimate durability
Sizing Help
- This is a BIG FIT product and designed for loose, "baggy" fitment
- Measurements table is in the product description below
- You can click the find you size link below too
Groovy Beta is the heavyweight cotton climbing tee for those who want durability, style and a little bit of playful attitude baked into every session. Crafted from ultra‑thick 330gsm cotton, it delivers a premium, structured feel that stands up to years of wear, countless washes and all the chalk‑dust chaos you can throw at it. This is the shirt you keep reaching for because it just refuses to lose its shape.
The fit is strong, clean and easy‑moving — perfect for big reaches, warm‑ups, casual sends and post‑climb hangs. Front and centre sits the standout “Groovy Beta” print, a fun nod to the climbers who love swapping sequences, sharing tips and keeping the vibe high at the gym or crag.
Bold, durable and unmistakably climber‑coded, Groovy Beta is the tee that brings personality and performance together in one rock‑solid essential.
NOTE: some sizing is done via a "flat lay measurement" (i.e. measuring from one side of the body to the other, rather than circumference). If you prefer a circumference, you can generally just double the number.
Size Chart
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |||||||
| inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | |
| Chest | 20.5 | 52 | 21.3 | 54 | 22.0 | 56 | 22.8 | 58 | 23.6 | 60 | 24.4 | 62 |
| Length | 27.6 | 70 | 28.3 | 72 | 29.1 | 74 | 29.9 | 76 | 30.3 | 77 | 30.7 | 78 |
| Shoulder | 18.5 | 47 | 19.3 | 49 | 20.1 | 51 | 20.9 | 53 | 21.7 | 55 | 22.4 | 57 |
| Sleeve length | 7.9 | 20 | 8.1 | 20.5 | 8.3 | 21 | 8.5 | 21.5 | 8.7 | 22 | 8.9 | 22.5 |
Measurement Help
- Our sizing is done via a "flat lay measurement" (i.e. measuring from one side of the body to the other, rather than circumference). If you prefer a circumference, you can generally just double the number.
- Detailed measurement tables are in the product description above
THE FITMENT
Model is 5'11" and 74kg and wears a large size. This product is a Regular Fit styling and cut. We sell both "Regular Fit" and "Big Fit" T-Shirts, with the latter having a wide and more baggy silhouette.


ULTRA-THICK ORGANIC COTTON ... Not Overpriced Cloth with a fancy logo
Eco-friendly, high-durability styles, made from predominantly natural materials, with most t-shirts crafted using 300gsm+ cotton. Even our printing ink is vegan and water-based.

VIBRANT & DURABLE PRINTS
We use a mix of DTF (direct to film) and DTG (direct to garment) printing techniques to maximise the vibrancy of our designs, as well as protect them from multiple washes and thrashing at the crag.
DOUBLE STITCHING
Locked in seams for durability over repeated washes and outdoor use.
INSANELY THICK COTTON
The minute you unwrap your t-shirt, you will honestly feel the difference. Most of our products are over 50% thicker than every other t-shirt you own. You can hold us to that.
Frequently asked questions
Still looking for an answer?
Where are you based?
We're headquartered in Australia, but we have warehouses in the USA, Asia and Europe. We'll typically ship from the closest one to you.
What sizes are available?
Our climbing wear is available in a wide range of sizes from XS to XXL. Each product includes a detailed size chart to help you find your perfect fit.
How do I care for my gear?
For the best results, wash your Problem Child gear in cold water, avoid fabric softeners, and let it air dry to maintain stretch and durability.
Do you offer international shipping?
Absolutely. We ship worldwide and provide tracking for all orders so you can follow your package every step of the way.
What is your return and exchange policy?
We accept returns and exchanges within 7 days of order delivery, as long as items are unworn, unwashed, and in original condition.
Do you release new collections regularly?
We launch new collections monthly, offering fresh designs and updated styles so you can always stay motivated and on trend.






































