Microsenders Golf Sucks Kids' T-Shirt
Product Highlights
- Insanely thick 330gsm natural cotton
- Dedicated boxy-fit styling
- Direct-to-garment printing for ultimate durability
Sizing Help
- This is a BIG FIT product and designed for loose, "baggy" fitment
- Measurements table is in the product description below
- You can click the find you size link below too
This heavyweight kids’ climbing tee is made for the Microsenders who think golfers should stop fearing the send and start embracing a little adrenaline. Crafted from thick, durable cotton, it’s built to handle gym circuits, outdoor scrambles, playground chaos and the endless wash cycles that come with kid life. Tough, comfy and ready for action.
The design brings cheeky humour front and centre, poking fun at golfers who’d rather perfect their swing than commit to a dyno. Bold, retro‑inspired graphics give it that classic Problem Child vibe, celebrating young crushers who know that real courage happens on the wall, not the fairway.
With a movement‑ready fit and long‑lasting construction, this tee keeps Microsenders looking sharp while they show the world what real commitment looks like. Fun, expressive and proudly climber‑coded, it’s the perfect shirt for kids who love climbing — and love teasing the sports that play it a little too safe.
NOTE: some sizing is done via a "flat lay measurement" (i.e. measuring from one side of the body to the other, rather than circumference). If you prefer a circumference, you can generally just double the number.
Size Chart
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||||||
| inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | |
| Chest | 14.2 | 36 | 15.6 | 39.5 | 16.9 | 43 | 18.3 | 46.5 | 19.7 | 50 |
| Length | 18.1 | 46 | 20.1 | 51 | 22.0 | 56 | 24.0 | 61 | 25.2 | 64 |
| Shoulder | 14.6 | 37 | 16.1 | 41 | 17.3 | 44 | 18.9 | 48 | 20.1 | 51 |
| Sleeve length | 4.8 | 12.3 | 5.2 | 13.3 | 5.6 | 14.3 | 6.0 | 15.3 | 6.4 | 16.3 |
Measurement Help
- Our sizing is done via a "flat lay measurement" (i.e. measuring from one side of the body to the other, rather than circumference). If you prefer a circumference, you can generally just double the number.
- Detailed measurement tables are in the product description above
REVIEWS
Impressed with the service - cheers
Super nice product and quality is fire
Major quality so darn good
Cotton thickness is better than ive seen before. real good stuff. tks heaps
Real good vibes from you guys. I will share the brand name around wherever I can!
Thanks for a seamless order. Kick ass products
Delivery was a little longer than you said
took a few days longer than I expected although tees are really really high end
perfect all round
Great gear, we're happy!
Completely love the whole look of the tees
Pricing is a bit up there but we can notice how good the fabric is. Good shipping was quicker than you said as well
the prints are very cool -- happy with the order
Better fit than my Ocun stuff and fabric is super stretchy
Love the fitment
Fabric is a bit thin but seems to last and wash pretty well so far
THE FITMENT
*BIG FIT STYLING* MODEL WEARS A SMALL. These tees are designed with large, "BIG fit" in mind. The model is exactly 6ft (182cm) & 81kg, and wears a SMALL (S) size. We recommend only choosing M and bigger if you're a heavy build and/or substantially taller than 6ft.
ULTRA-THICK ORGANIC COTTON ... Not Overpriced Cloth with a fancy logo
Eco-friendly, high-durability styles, made from predominantly natural materials, with most t-shirts crafted using 300gsm+ cotton. Even our printing ink is vegan and water-based.
VIBRANT & DURABLE PRINTS
We use a mix of DTF (direct to film) and DTG (direct to garment) printing techniques to maximise the vibrancy of our designs, as well as protect them from multiple washes and thrashing at the crag.
DOUBLE STITCHING
Locked in seams for durability over repeated washes and outdoor use.
INSANELY THICK COTTON
The minute you unwrap your t-shirt, you will honestly feel the difference. Most of our products are over 50% thicker than every other t-shirt you own. You can hold us to that.
Frequently asked questions
Still looking for an answer?
Where are you based?
We're headquartered in Australia, but we have warehouses in the USA, Asia and Europe. We'll typically ship from the closest one to you.
What sizes are available?
Our climbing wear is available in a wide range of sizes from XS to XXL. Each product includes a detailed size chart to help you find your perfect fit.
How do I care for my gear?
For the best results, wash your Problem Child gear in cold water, avoid fabric softeners, and let it air dry to maintain stretch and durability.
Do you offer international shipping?
Absolutely. We ship worldwide and provide tracking for all orders so you can follow your package every step of the way.
What is your return and exchange policy?
We accept returns and exchanges within 7 days of order delivery, as long as items are unworn, unwashed, and in original condition.
Do you release new collections regularly?
We launch new collections monthly, offering fresh designs and updated styles so you can always stay motivated and on trend.